As Tim Tester rocks back and forth in his rocking chair, smoking a nice Cuban cigar, and sipping his glass of American Ace Bourbon overlooking the Smokey Mountains he reflects on how his life turned out. You see, Tim wasn’t always able to enjoy the finer things in life. He grew up in a small row home in the one of the worst cities of America, Baltimore.
Wonder who put this task off until after the Jan. 5 episode, Sexy Man Dave, where we first found out how deep the hate Jim’s family has for him actually runs?
Not hard to figure this one out.
I’m guessing this is Antman’s work.
I feel like this is going to be used in a court case someday.
Horrible writing, unnecessarily mean, and... hilarious. 100% Antman wrote it.
Wow did this take a turn I did not expect. It was a really entertaining read.
Anyone else read that in Chad’s Jester voice?
I read it in Ant Mans voice hahaha
Well on a positive note no dogs were hurt during the crime! I say Joe.
A lot of poor wording, a lot of McDonalds, 3 shakes, poor murder plan (he would have to fake his own death to pull that off), Twan.
Well done Ant man!
95% of this is true. It is not a "Fictional" story. I do love it though.
Wonder who put this task off until after the Jan. 5 episode, Sexy Man Dave, where we first found out how deep the hate Jim’s family has for him actually runs?
Speechless
I’m going to laugh my ass off if this was Ted’s entry.
This mockery of the show is yet another reason why I will never understand why Dukes puts up with this guy.
This is worst than the shit show
Ted.
The writer has some real insight on what it's like to grow up much larger than everyone else, I'm guessing Tor here